March 30, 2010
Jon Gosselin dumped by 3rd homely trim

Jon Gosselin has been dumped by his girlfriend of 5 months, Morgan Christie who got fed up of him being lazy and mooching off of her. And here we were thinking having sex with a thimble of a penis (ok, sex is an exaggeration, more like vagina tickling") would be valid enough reason to send a man packing...unless of course you're into novelty acts and you find tiny penises enthralling. Wait, we might have something here (dialing Morgan Christie's phone number as we speak).

Via InTouch Weekly:

A source claims that Christie kicked him out of her house in Santa Barbara last week, "It was five months of his pure laziness and her mounting frustration. She couldn't take it anymore. He was lying around all day long, not contributing to anything and not working. He doesn't even have his own friends. He even mooched his social life off of her," a source close to the situation said.